My neighborhood bar has been serving nuggets with Schwann sauce for a few months now. It is delicious.

I hear that the Zetchum sauce is really good.

This is kinda how I’ve been feeling about this situation. I’d rather not be an adult and know what your boss has realized.

My boss (a very lovely middle aged white cis man) and I were discussing this today, and he expressed his shock that Hollywood tolerates so many men like Weinstein. Despite years of rumours and these facts being considered barely kept secrets, they are not only allowed to continue abusing people but their abuse is…

The show is a mixture of surreal humor and existentialist drama. If you want a good example of the type of surreal humor, check out the “Interdimensional Cable” episodes:

I’m just glad these Sauce Justice Warriors are out there getting angry about something that REALLY matters, instead of that made up junk like racism or sexism like those other SJWs. No Szechuan, No Peace!

I also submit “Ball Fondlers”, “Squanchers”, or “Redgrin Grumbolts” 

Maybe we’ll get lucky and the rioting will continue and intensify until rabid Rick and Morty fans overthrow the current administration in a violent cannibalistic display of consumer outrage. Hell, that should be an episode of Rick and Morty.

The thing is, it was never hyped up to be good. It was a joke in the show, at the end of one episode, that Rick was obsessed with something utterly trivial and meaningless, that could just have easily have been any limited-run tie-in product from twenty years ago. Somehow a bunch of fans took this literally and…

That title:

By the end of season 2 you should be fully indoctrinated.

If police officers are being called in to quell mobs of angry consumers over meaningless idols of literally meaningless, hedonistic consumer materialism, tell me how this is not a sign of the end of days?

I don’t know what’s worse. Paying ten bucks for a piece of artificially flavored, heavily produced food, or filming in portrait mode.

This is my favorite one and the one I will be using.

The number of Rickalos out there that are mad about this pale in comparison to the number of people who don’t care and will see a segment on their local news about lines wrapping around their local McDonald’s to get some limited edition sauce. This is not going to affect McDonald’s negatively.

Ahem. Morticians as a fan name is clearly set aside for

And this would be the textbook.

They’re Rickheads. Obviously.

If there was ever a textbook example of crowd mentality...