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Dissect it in the comments.

Here is Moxie, with a new and not-yet-stinky rope bone. She was named, in part, after the Moxie soda mentioned in the pod.... I was trying to come up with a clever name for a brown dog. Hershey felt to common and masculine, and Coke or Pepsi would have been weird. Moxie is both feminine and matches my girl’s

Had a friend from HS that went to Toledo.1st time he came back on break he was talking to walls and was so into religion he was telling the guys in his hardcore band they needed to do Christian rock.We always figured it was peyote.Toledo will drive you insane.

Between this, her Cabbage Patch-faced sister and the token ethnic from that boy band talking about how they’re “gender fluid” because they wear each other’s clothes and the entire Kardashian family being one giant plastic-filled fucking minstrel show, I am all but done with Fashion™.

All of this. All of it. THERE IS NO INTERSECTIONAL FEMINISM, ONLY ZUUL.

Don’t know how this could be surprising to anyone who’s had the misfortune of clicking on broadly. It’s the “feeeemale” wing of a bro empire. Every article is about women enjoying sex, masturbating, more sex, interviews with prostitutes talking about how much they love fucking unattractive men, more sex. It’s content

Becky Hadid

Sorry, hon, but you’re just not pretty enough to be that stupid and boring.

“We have this energy saving system where if we can be lazy, we are.”

Oh, I get it. ‘Estrogen Hour’ cause crying and having empathy is for women. We should totally listen to men like Sabo. He knows the correct way for men to have feelings - gunning down hundreds of innocent people from the safety of a hotel room.

Matching pearl necklaces for them all.

Everyone who’s ever received a blowjob while standing up and dressed knows you pull your underwear down all the way, you don’t just bring your junk up over the elastic band.

“you just suck.”

oh, come on!

Pffft... That photo blows.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

“Klooster was quick to note that the photo is meant to be a joke, and that anyone who is not on board should go back to 1996, before humor was invented.”
 

I find it quite scrotesque.

Her bridesmaids better watch out if she offers them wedding day facials.

This is a lot to swallow.