My husband calls him The Thumb because of the shape of his head. He will sometimes draw a face on his own thumb pretending to be Channing Tatum, including doing a weird thumb puppet Magic Mike routine.

I was a junior in high school and he was a senior. His name was Brian. He was the kinda nerdy one in his friend group. We were set up by a mutual friend who I had known since elementary school. It started out slow, my friend would invite me to things he knew Brian would be at and we’d end up hanging out. It evolved…

My 2017 will die with a whimper, I’m going to bed early. I might be one of the few people who have to work New Years Day

In the first example of copying, Rosie was first. The other examples Jennifer was first. I think they probably either receive the same sponcon boxes around the same time or they are in on this “drama” together

Not blonde or skinny enough, she also is too old to have her face convincingly made up like Huckabee-Sanders

+1 Yeah Jeets!!!

I don’t remember why we started saying it but the phrase “punk ass mcadoo” has been in my family/friends lexicon since at least 2005. pretty sure it had to do with a 49ers/Cards play in a game, it was so catchy and true that it just stuck.

They have reusable K-Cups. They’re hard plastic and you put your own coffee into them. You just have to find one that works for your type of machine.

One of the other stories mentioned that they planned on living on their boat once they got to Tahiti so that’s why they had so much food

+1 Sunglasses

The attorney general of Florida doesn’t want him there https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/30/florida-attorney-general-doesnt-want-o-j-simpson-move-his-state/719483001/

He probably also considers himself to be a Nice Guy™

Probably not the first time that just the tip was only moderately helpful

My gif wasn’t working, so here’s a meme

She was cool with abusing his biological children but wouldn’t allow her own biological children to get the same treatment. Something tells me that she probably abused them off camera and made a show of how much she loves her “own” kids just to emphasize his kids “otherness”

Baby don’t hurt me

Adopt an older dog. Puppies are a lot of work, especially if you both work long hours away from your home. There are so many older dogs in shelters that you should be able to find one that fits your lifestyle. We adopted a 10 year old lab for our first dog. We figured he probably wasn’t going to have many more years…

I guess I need to start carrying my birth certificate around like when I lived in Phoenix. My brother got pulled over in maricopa county without his and ended up spending the night in jail until we could bring it to prove he was born here.

Well that’s what he’s doing when he’s looking at the cube before the competition starts. He’s deciding which side he wants to start with and which section of the algorithm he wants to use. He may have decided to start on B2 or L1 or whatever instead of the beginning and then worked his way through. It becomes…

About solving it, it’s really just an algorithm. They just have to memorize and practice that set and work through the moves. Sometimes the cube will be solved before the algorithm is done and sometimes they have to repeat the algorithm