Rooting for the Brownies teaches you not to ever hope for things to change. Whether that be politically, socially, economically, etc.. Nothing changes. Everything is horrible. You will always be let down. There is no God.
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Oh Paris. Fairy tales coming true isn’t getting engaged on a mountain top your father bought you, it’s holding the account statement from your student loans servicer and the balance is zero.
So I will just go with max crassness here, but did she buy her own ring?Or was this a sponsored thing? Because Guy From The Leftovers Who Isn’t Jen Aniston’s Husband can’t have that kind of money can he?
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“One-fourth of Fifth Harmony”
Listen Tom, if aliens show up and vaporize the Earth as a goof, why worry? There’s nothing you could do to prevent it, your incinerated remains would not be able to have an opinion after the fact, and deep down you already know we had it coming.
I’m sorry, but that money was 100% used to build a secret fuck dungeon for Reid and Bigelow and there is no chance those alloys actually exist.
The darkest timeline is that, in the very tiny speckle of time in the entirety of the history of human civilization, aliens make contact with humans, we have an unqualified baby as the leader of the most powerful country in the world.
Or, perhaps they’ve been here all along and know that now is the best time to…
Real life has all the subtlety of a Darren Aronofsky film.
“Mary is lying, and we all know it. I saw her just the other day. Lovely woman. Fantastic woman. And she was all happy and special. Did she say anything about being raped? Nope. She acted fine. Plus there were no witnesses! She’s a lovely woman, but she’s very confused.”— Donald Trump
“Me too” says Mary of Nazareth .
Learning about ONE case of sexual assault is similar to finding ONE drop of vomit the morning after a night of drinking. You know there has got to be a pile more hidden somewhere because there’s no such thing as ONE iota of any of that shit.
If you’re OK with it, is it really a malfunction?
this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers
It is also likely that Seagal will continue to be someone that 99.9 per cent of rational people never think of.