My kid loves this sketch so much, here’s his science fair project from a couple of years ago. Made it all the way to state competition because the local judges got the joke, the state judges were not amused

He’s not sorry, he has decided to make it part of his “act” now

His Twitter is back up, he’s a real Nice Guy™

I'm pretty sure that the slapping one is Blac Chyna slapping Whyte Chyna

I about had a rage stroke reading his apology

Nice Guy™

Had her kid out at night? I guess that means she was asking for it?

In more humid climates, it never dries and starts to smell, so it's vital to wash after each use

It’s the same in our house too, sharing a washcloth or towel is gross and they have to be laundered after each use because the humidity makes them smell awful

We have a one washcloth per person rule in my house because sharing a washcloth is gross and we have to launder after each use here because the humidity is so high that they start to stink.

That sums it up perfectly

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I had a dude who seriously thought that the clit and the g-spot were the same thing. he was also convinced that they were located inside of my vagina because he could feel it with his finger.

Even when they are babies you can't let them see the nipple, that's why if you must breastfeed then you must do it under the cover of darkness

MARRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah she’ll go by Crystal because fuck them

I feel like this was just a fancy way of saying “get off my lawn”

I love this, I wish I could give you more stars

And Bingo was his name-o