Instead, they recommend looking at the things in your life that already make you feel good.

You should post a picture of the Maple Leafs Politely Passive Aggressive Room, Barry. That one's packed.

I'm just going to post this periodically for people who hate the new format as much as I do, sorry if you've already seen it. Last time, but I figure Drew's posts get a lot of hits.

/fixed.

Drew,

Men! Do you suffer from any of the following ailments:

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

In Wisconsin they refer to this as the margarine of error.

And how many Super Bowl wins does Canada have?

If, by "in all ways," you mean "literally just this one thing that you also invented," then yes.

"American hockey fans: bummed about the loss.

you're clearly not a hockey fan.

Wow, she went with the Detroit mullet: vacant, graffitied business on the left, overgrown disgusting piece of property on the right.

I don't understand why she didn't win. That tattoo is perfect for radio.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Guys, opening this up to Deadspin readers really makes a mockery of the process. I hope you're pleased with yourselves; you're clearly just doing this for the attention.

"This is great news. Maybe the Lions can also re-hire Matt Millen?"

SHIELDS: You okay, man?

Here is the photo negative