Fudge packing? What are you, 12? Or just a Bears fan?

♫ So this is Christmas
And where have you been?
Another year over
All thanks to Matt Flynn ♫

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

good for him, hope he gets better and has a healthy retirement. Fuck Dana White.

That's a lot of cups! So clearly, he's not in Toronto.

0.36 Chambers

Eli: (sends picture)

Like the photoeditor of this post, you're right: I have no idea about this crop of young QBs.

Butch Clutch for Cutch's Catch

This wouldn't be the first negative response I've received.

I can only hope for a snowstorm of biblical proportions to make this into the biggest shit-show possible.

But I swear to Subway Jesus

Pete Rose.

that girl's blackface doesn't help.

I will give thanks to the cornucopia of riches that will spring forth on a cross-post to Jezebel.

Urban legend has it that they are so stupid, they can drown in a rain storm by looking up. Same with turkeys.

Yeah Jeets. Yeah Jeets.

No beans from Blazing Saddles?