Maybe he lost his baseball?

And it was all Rikishi's fault for running over Stone Cold, it had nothing to do with HHH, the Cerebral Assassin, right? They are all just pawns in the game.

Earl Hebner

Yes, but that stare is timeless.

Hit it where they ain't.

My roommates and I have penalties of you don't clean your assigned area of the house. we split the house up into 5 areas (kitchen, bathroom, living room, laundry/hall, basement) among 5 roommates and if someone doesn't clean their room for the week by a uniform deadline, they have to buy a case of beer for the house.…

I'm sure they don't have to worry about whooping cough, what with all those cigarettes Cutler's been smoking over the years.

The joke is not the issue here, Dude.

Those have already been claimed by Sandusky's "recruit" ranking system.

You must not have watched much hockey in the past year then.

I'm pretty sure sizzurp comes from Houston, no?

I like to add some of those informational pamphlets (i.e. drugs are bad, abstinence is the only way, good body hygiene, etc.) just for a little flair.

How could you forget the hot tub beer?

Unless that snow comes down during the morning/day of the SB. Could you imagine all the tranportative nightmares that would materialize? It would be hilarious if all these buses and cars couldn't get to the stadium, and the SB was played in front of ~2,000 people. This cold-weather SB is a stupid idea in the first…

I vote for the buttfumble. Wait, am I in the right place?

You got a message.

Loose Seal?

And never be teammates with Pelle Lindbergh in that same game.

Now I know never to challenge Joe Thorton to a game of HORSE.

Scott Steiner got a pretty crazy tan being down there in Miami.