Sweatpants tucked into Uggs? Yea, that sounds about right.

Can we make "Crack-smokin Rob Ford" his official moniker? It just rolls off the tongue so smoothly.

Goo goo, goo joob.

Is this Gronk's anorexic brother?

+1 for the double pun.

He's just not the same using just words. Plus; how do you fit a description of his suits into 140 characters?

I think he needs a vine or instagram video thing, or whatever those kids are doin today.

Does he even know about Twitter?

I got shingles when I was 14, and that shit is the fucking worst. A rash that wrapped around 3/4 of my midsection. I could only sleep on one side, and if I rolled more than ~15 degrees either way, it was like rolling over on to a bed of lava. Happened on vacation too, so I spent a night sitting up in bed watching…