Ha, your adolescence sucked.

I was at a golf tournament a little while back. It was the final day and the last group was coming down 18. Some fans tried to get a better view of the green so they climbed up a tv tower. Well earlier that day a fan hit one if the golfers with his Volkswagen and then subsequently crashed into this same tv tower, so…

"That's incredibly insulting."

Paying someone else to change the oil and service my car.

Not shown: Thomas Jefferson knocking up dozens of cheerleaders

For once I wish Harbaugh wouldn't take every opportunity to shame another coach. Andy Reid is doing the best that he can.

Corey "Bewildered Devils lady" Schneider.

And at least half of the 132,590 people on the Florida Panthers website are sitting sadly, dicks in hand, desperately struggling to remember the term "Cougar."

Jesus, Tim, how about a spoiler alert? Some of us don't know that George VI is dead!

What I like about this post is that it makes sense whether it's satirical or sincere.

Oh, stop trying to make this some kind of weird racial thing. SI is just pointing out that he's a scrappy gym rat whose passion for the game, first-in-the-building-last-out-at-night dedication, and basketball smarts help him succeed even when surrounded by players with greater physical ability. His also being white is…

They just wanted to go back to a time when Sports Illustrated was actually red.

Just another day of Africans playing pin the legs on the honky

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"flyers apologists."

What Deadspin did was provide no context regarding the tensions building between these clubs all year that bubbled over in this game. What you get from this is, Flyers Bad, Caps Good. Either way, Kinja fucking blows.

Thanks for the spot on, unbiased assessment of the situation, Barry. You're a valuable member of this internet community and I look forward to reading more of your articles in the future.

I'm not sure if you're defending Philly or attacking them, but I can't help but agree with this. I've been going to Phillies, Sixers and Flyers games ever since I was 6 years old (never been to an Eagles game though :/). Even when they played at the Vet and tickets were dirt cheap, I rarely had a bad experience.

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So the two Caps that teamed up on Schenn to begin the fight was clean though?

good call - he definitely didn't have the game winner on sunday.