This story kicked me in the gut. My mother was an alcoholic, and I struggled with opiate addiction for years. Addiction isn’t a lifestyle you choose. Sobriety isn’t easy, nor is it a wagon to which you strap yourself. Functional addicts are the most at risk because, until they crash and burn, no one has any idea of…

Having just spent last week at the hospital detoxing my dad, this is a depressing read. I’d like to think he might actually stop drinking this time, but it is so unlikely.

I can finally be proud of being from Wisconsin again. <sniff> So beautiful.

I loathe Trump as much as the next Jezebel commenter, but I hate this sign stealing/burning stuff.

America is great. This man is great. The people who fist-bumped him are great.

the fact that passersby fist-bumped the blowtorch guy instead of calling the police

Well, Trump and Pence always did have a problem with people who are flaming.

More important, women with opinions and women who fight back.

Christie was the only one who had a future really just based on age. He fucked it to oblivion in the last few months though.

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

Between Gingrich, Giuliani and Christie. trump sure has done a good job breaking some top level republicans.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

So he thinks he was ok in this???

Newt was proud of this! He tweeted about it! We live in an upside down world.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS NUT??!? THIS LOOKS PREPOSTEROUS AND SIMULTANEOUSLY TERRIBLE AND AMAZING!!!

Their marriage is going to be so blessed and not just because they’ll be Mr and Mrs Awesome. If only he were Captain of something. That would have made this story even more awesome.

This is probably the only last name I would take.

Wait, JOHN AWESOME?? Talk about burying the lede.