Trump failed and got booed because he didn’t tell jokes. Other than a few jokes to start and the sick burn on his wife, he just gave his normal Trump stump speech.

It started bad, too! He just started out by whining that politicians didn’t really like him, now that he was running as a Republican. The whole Trump thing was cringeworthy. I liked Hillary’s bit, and loved the end. It was beautiful.

Yeah, he actually started out pretty damn funny, telling the kind of jokes you’re supposed to tell at this kind of event. He was, dare I say, likable. The Melania joke was truly funny.

Just like at the debate, Donald started off appropriately enough and then absolutely cratered. In a room that should have been more friendly to Trump than most (a bunch of mostly monied conservative religious folks), he couldn’t but help but say something totally inappropriate and nasty about Hillary Clinton, and the…

I just can’t with Ciara - she and Russell and their constant “God is great-ing”. God may indeed be great (I’m an atheist, so I doubt it), but I STRONGLY DOUBT that he/she/it cares about Seahawks football/engagements on the beach/whether the two of them are getting it on. Their particularly brand of Christianity…

Ciara seems super shady to me. I imagine she’ll take Russell for a couple mil in a matter of years.

Is it me, or is it awfully rich of her to gripe about women passing their phone numbers to her husband when she was fucking him during his marriage to Marla Maples? Sorry, honey, but if you are the side-piece-turned-wife, you don’t get to complain that your husband is doing to you what he did to someone else.

What an insult to the Husky.

“You’re watching the television. Suddenly, you notice there’s a wasp on your arm.”

“It’s kind of two teenage boys, actually they should behave better”

She’s freaking perfect. Don Delillo couldn’t have dreamed these characters up. We are seriously living through something so beyond satire that the comedy industry needs to invent an entirely new genre. This will never be “over. The corner has been turned.

Has anyone thought to administer the Voight-Kampff test on this woman yet?

Unless it’s your elderly grandmother or a romantic acquaintance, kissing on the lips should be pretty much dropped as a “casual” greeting. It’s just getting more squicky as time goes on. One of my childhood friends had a dad who just loved to kiss his daughter’s visiting girlfriends on the mouth, and it was gross and…

he has spent a lifetime bullying anyone who would dare accuse him of anything. He thought that bullying would get him through the election. The access hollywood tapes made women feel safe enough to come forward.

His money has insulated him from real life consequences of his behavior his entire existence. I imagine all of this is a complete shock and he is freaking the fuck out. I saw his campaign was going to release proof he didn’t assault these women. They claimed that a couple hours ago. How many new accusers have spoken…

He’s a complete bastard.

There are so many more people on our side than these sick fucks who defend him. Remember that. We are here for you (in whatever small way we can be) and you are right to share your story, nobody has power over you.

I know this is horrible to say, but I hope he has Cosby levels of accusers come out.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

Holy Shit. This poor woman.