I vote for Jennifer Coolidge.

She is such a pimp!! First Lenny Kravitz then Jason Momoa. She needs to write a book about how to be awesome and bag hot dudes.

Of all the weak, seemingly-wannabe-edgy-thoughtpieces that purport to be worthwhile opinions on this shit, this is so far the weakest it almost hurts to read.

Les cousins dangereux

I disagree.

It was an emergency. (She looks really good in white)

I’m logging the fuck off.

But non- human Golden Retrievers are pretty charming

I'd pay my and everybody's money to see that happen.

Either way, I’m intensely jealous of Anna Ferris.

Seriously man. I mean I pull my junk out all the time and no one cares I don’t know why you’re being persecuted for it. Look i’ll pull out my junk now.

If Chris Pratt ever feels the need to be naked in a safe, non-judgmental environment, he is welcome to stop by my apartment any day of the week.

Smart, successful, strong, gorgeous, great taste, and evidently enjoying a hot marriage to (arguably) the most powerful person on the planet. Nice work if you can get it.

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

That Dunham quote is the most Dunham quote of all time.

Alan Thicke Uses Robin Thicke’s Music As His Boning Soundtrack

Were we not supposed to buy that Kim Kardashian book because...I may have to make some returns.