Is that Bill Hader’s lesser-known (evil) twin?

No it wasn’t.

you are 14.

Bossypants as a lifestyle guide. Do it. Live it. Fey it.

Is there a way we can add tags back to the main page? I can never find Dirt Bag anymore, and miss it at times, as the lead blurb is often one I would have normally avoided (like today for example, I usually have no interest in Kardashian related stories).

I’m hoping it’s a ploy to lure her to set and they are going to pop a narcissism intervention on her.

omg u guyz i want this forever

Here is your winner

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

also are we really still worried about spoilers for harry potter?

So glad she survived the attack and that we have the good fortune of having her voice in the world. The beautiful irony, that these monsters who tried to silence her through their shameful actions are part of her story of triumph. I hope that burns them up inside.

I’d be cool with just showing what Dakota Johnson (yes, that Dakota Johnson) and the other undercover woman were doing while Tatum and Hill dicked around in the first one. Like, for real. They seemed like badasses who already had their shit together.

So does Eve’s role in Star Trek make her an... astroTERF?

She is a clueless joke

“If you have to be extraordinary, be extraordinary.”

WAKE UP AN HOUR EARLIER, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOURSELF GIRLIER!

(Count von Count voice)

Thou did cause hot tea to flow forth from mine nose.