"My blood pumps through my veins just like common women, one pump at a time, and certainly not through a synthesized heart facsimile given to me by our glorious hivemother—am I right ladies?"
Nothing has made me question everything about myself as much as falling in love did.
Dear Future Husband,
walk away
You know without the fashion police we are just paving the way for outsourced private fashion security forces.
If stars don't want to do the mani cam that's fine because it's idiotic, but if they are going to refuse to talk about their dresses at all, then I hope designers stop giving them or loaning them the dresses for free. If an actress wants to pay for her own dress, then she absolutely can ignore the fashion questions. I…
This is the real reason why I basically hate Girls and love Broad City.
I want Chris to be The Bachelor and the host, but act like they are two completely separate people.
FOREVER YOUNG... I WANT TO BE... FOREVER YOUNG....
*sniff, sniff* It's okay Buttons..... It's ok.... you won't hurt anymore.... *SOBS*
Gone but not forgotten.
Um, yes. Just yes.
You know you're old when this sentence could not possibly apply to your life: "you're out at the club on Saturday night and suddenly it's not 2 am—it's 3 am"
I have to get this out of the way first:
Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know
Why is he getting off Epona when it looks like he still has at least a mile to go?
I prefer to be by myself when in others company.
I thought that quote was so funny. "They can't stop being in each other's company...when in each other's company."