There are very few Beyonce performances that don't cause me to uncontrollably burst into tears. This isn't one of them.

I only use Hanx Writer so I can pretend I'm writing witty emails to Meg Ryan.

This is such a fun, uplifting site for women, you guise. Srsly having so much fun. What can we needlessly rip to shreds next?!

I thought this said "and does intense MMA" and I was really excited for a real life Enough.

Where is this picture of Bieber from? It's eerie and reminds me of this:

I love her based on this adorable video segment: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/…. Does she sound pretentious? Yes. Does she constantly talk about chowing down on stuff you know she doesn't really chow down on? Yes. But she's sweet, she's quick, and she's gorg.

Danguh zone...

I was thinking more like a cooler, sexier, more violent Limitless.

Oh yeah, still so psyched to see it— it looks so fun.

Oh, man— I love that girl. Glad she found life after ANTM.

Not trolling, genuinely have no idea— are there any other women in the movie? I don't think I saw any in the trailer.

I'd procure a slow clap gif if I wasn't so drunk.

This site should be more considerate of people who are deathly afraid of dolls. THAT ONE IS FUCKING BLINKING AT ME.

I (very immaturely) snickered when she had to jump onto the pole and swung around it like a stripper and thought "Actually a stripper would be awesome at this. It's all about grip strength!"

Hold up— there's ANOTHER JLO LLCOOLJ SONG?!

Ugh, new stuff is so great as well. Heaven Knows is always on repeat in my house.

Big Ethel had it right: Jughead is where it's at! He knows what he wants (burgers), he actively hates Veronica most of the time, and he's got the best dog in the whole world. Archie blows.

Yeah, it's fairly new and state-to-state. I live in Chicago and IL regulates tattoo /piercing facilities. She basically asked me where I got it done and made sure it was a legit place.

I went to give recently and forgot that I have a fresh tattoo. As I was leaving they were like "oh yeah, that's not a thing anymore, you can totally give". Is it really a stretch to assume that gay men are becoming just as proactive as tattoo parlors in regards to transmitting diseases? I have seen some nasty tat…

Yep. Sayonara, productivity.