UGH down with vanity sizing. I'm 5'11, 150 lbs, and I just got an extra small top from J.Crew. C'mon, dude. I'm very happy with my size and shape, but there's a lot of me. Same (but opposite) with Victoria's Secret. These exquisite miniatures are not 32Ds.

I love Andrew W.K. so goddamn much. He is one of my top 5 favorite performers. His shows are just like "let's all jump around without hurting each other, sing about positivity, and watch my firecracker of a wife dance around onstage like a crazy person."

You know how I know I probably won't "change my mind" about wanting to have a baby? Every time I hear about a hot person getting knocked up by another hot person, I just think "awww...but I thought they were just having fun being hot and having sex on each other and now IT'S OVER FOREVER." and I get sad feels.

I thought the benefit of the heat was to make you more Gumby-like and flexible. Is this a farce as well? IS ANYTHING REAL ANYMORE??

Yes, that was an odd picture choice. Try this one on for size.

Bless you.

This is what I came for.

Mentioned down thread, but this is not a new song, it's not a new version of the song, and they haven't been married for 12 years. Even I have to do simple Google-ing and editing for my writing, and no one even sees it.

He is LITERALLY the best.

#NOTALLPIES

KINJA IS STEALING MY/OUR HAPPINESS

Regardless of anything else, I'd be pissed if my SO repeatedly talked about us "fucking".

For her 30th birthday, Khloe Kardashian just wants her boyfriend French Montana"to remain sweet and innocent."

I know! I kept grabbing my boyfriend like "AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON?" but sure enough when I rewound, they looked nothing alike. My cynical brain tricked me.

If she turns out to be not dead (please god no), it will go against a major movie/TV rule I have known to be true: if they have their eyes open, they dead.

Could very well be both! Though from my experience, it's been really hard to cover up. They get all bubbly and blistery and dried blood-y. Not cute. But then again, I don't have a professional makeup artist at hand!

I can tell you lasering off a tattoo takes a shit-load of time (I'm on 9 months) and is hideous in the process. I'd go with makeup.

Ughhh, it's gorg.

OK, I want that to be my wedding dress.

Hold up— is this actually a Garnier Nutrisse commercial?