This site should be more considerate of people who are deathly afraid of dolls. THAT ONE IS FUCKING BLINKING AT ME.

I (very immaturely) snickered when she had to jump onto the pole and swung around it like a stripper and thought "Actually a stripper would be awesome at this. It's all about grip strength!"

Hold up— there's ANOTHER JLO LLCOOLJ SONG?!

Ugh, new stuff is so great as well. Heaven Knows is always on repeat in my house.

Big Ethel had it right: Jughead is where it's at! He knows what he wants (burgers), he actively hates Veronica most of the time, and he's got the best dog in the whole world. Archie blows.

Yeah, it's fairly new and state-to-state. I live in Chicago and IL regulates tattoo /piercing facilities. She basically asked me where I got it done and made sure it was a legit place.

I went to give recently and forgot that I have a fresh tattoo. As I was leaving they were like "oh yeah, that's not a thing anymore, you can totally give". Is it really a stretch to assume that gay men are becoming just as proactive as tattoo parlors in regards to transmitting diseases? I have seen some nasty tat…

Yep. Sayonara, productivity.

UGH down with vanity sizing. I'm 5'11, 150 lbs, and I just got an extra small top from J.Crew. C'mon, dude. I'm very happy with my size and shape, but there's a lot of me. Same (but opposite) with Victoria's Secret. These exquisite miniatures are not 32Ds.

I love Andrew W.K. so goddamn much. He is one of my top 5 favorite performers. His shows are just like "let's all jump around without hurting each other, sing about positivity, and watch my firecracker of a wife dance around onstage like a crazy person."

You know how I know I probably won't "change my mind" about wanting to have a baby? Every time I hear about a hot person getting knocked up by another hot person, I just think "awww...but I thought they were just having fun being hot and having sex on each other and now IT'S OVER FOREVER." and I get sad feels.

I thought the benefit of the heat was to make you more Gumby-like and flexible. Is this a farce as well? IS ANYTHING REAL ANYMORE??

Yes, that was an odd picture choice. Try this one on for size.

Bless you.

This is what I came for.

Mentioned down thread, but this is not a new song, it's not a new version of the song, and they haven't been married for 12 years. Even I have to do simple Google-ing and editing for my writing, and no one even sees it.

He is LITERALLY the best.

#NOTALLPIES

KINJA IS STEALING MY/OUR HAPPINESS

Regardless of anything else, I'd be pissed if my SO repeatedly talked about us "fucking".