Hold up— are we not collectively following Chrissy Teigen on IG? The bangs were a wig! DO NOT UPDATE YOUR SPREADSHEETS!

Kylie Jenner is the one with blue hair. Kendall is the one with the career. #corrections #hatemyself

So THAT'S how you pronounce "Giudice". Thanks, Matt Lauer!

My alma mater recently had a scandal involving rape where they let go of one of the basketball players for "unknown reasons", which of course later turned out to be rape allegations.

I'm glad when he flexes any muscles...

This footage looks a lot like me and my brother-in-law when we use to take Rumple Minz shots *dry heaves* except with less violence and couture.

YES! And practically off-screen! Cyclops deserves more. James Marsden deserves more.

Agree, I think she got a bit carried away calling people pedophiles (one of those words that should not be used so lightly...ahem, Kristen & Dax), but she was Mama Bear-ing out. My mom would too. She once berated my gynecologist for slut-shaming me at my annual exam.

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So funny! Lizz Winstead spoke at a fundraiser I was at yesterday in Chicago. She is a damn delight. MOAR Lizz Winstead plz!

To be fair, his options were fairly limited...because of #datass.

I was just thinking "if I was rich, I'd demand all arm holes be cut out of all garments so as to prevent sweat marks".

Kendall Jenner's dress looks A LOT like my bridesmaid dress from my sister's wedding and it gives me a lot of mixed feelings.

It just felt to me like they trying to hard to be edgy— whereas I lost my shit during the sketch with Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield kissing. Sometimes you don't necessarily need to over-think it IMHO.

I don't know, guise. What's with all the slapstick? Maybe it will be better in context, as a whole.

Emma Stone is KILLIN' IT during this press tour. I'll go one step further and say Emma Stone >>> Jennifer Lawrence in the BFF bracket.

What an ironic question!

Look, I can't be the only smarty-pants being foiled by my gigantic brain.

I remember watching MTV Cribs a billion years ago and either Michelle Branch or Vanessa Carlton (I never know) had a cast of her boobs on display, and I thought it was the coolest thing ever. Loud and proud, gurl.