“Let’s see... She has no skills... but she gots mad skillz, yo!”

An extremely sexy nanny... who could ever have predicted this would lead to trouble?

Likewise, what if you pop a habanero pepper up your bunghole at bedtime? What does your fancy schmancy ivy league study say about that? Huh? Huh? HUH?

It’s a racist culture and society, and we are all conditioned by it to one degree or another. Often “just” at a subconscious level.

Completely agree. We are all conditioned to be racist to one degree or another, and admitting that is infinitely more productive than denying it. It's like they say about any other negative habits, mental or otherwise: admitting you have a problem is the first step to positive change.

One wonders how much Viagra was involved in that coupling.

Au contraire, “crack up” is not an inaccurate description of said poses.

True, but one of Donald Trump’s oral/anal flatulence attacks once sent a family of foreigners to the hospital.

If Bedazzleghazi isn’t immediately investigated 800 times by Congress, I’m moving to Cuba.

But you have to admit Gisele is one hot mama. God how I would love to redact her!

This proves time is a flat circle, whatever the fuck that means.

I always thought “parallel parking” sounded dirty.

The tv news was hilarious from 1977-1983... some totally epic episodes! Like the assassination of President Garfield or the “where’s the muthafucken beef” lady or that time I threw up in the junior high gymnasium. It went downhill after that though. I blame the unions.

If baseball had more moments like this, it might almost be interesting to watch!

Fuck the candy - who doesn't love a severed throat?

Because he's a scary vampire guy who feasts on unbornded children once they become bornded. Ignore his fangs at your peril.

That's why you hear all des moining and groining har de har... har?

Good answers, but the winner has to be Reggie Jackson vs. Billy Martin. All. Day. Long.

This title was posthumously re-released as Oleomargarine is for Everyone Except Caitlyn, Who is Allergic!

Ain't no sex like the scientological sex. Woot woot. I read it in a pamphlet in the bus station in Des Moines. Woot wooooooot.