I’m wondering which way I should go here. Can you guys help me out? If a story is completely unverifiable and sounds a lot like bullshit, do you think I should believe it?

Having to see what could have been on top of having everyone stare at you and whisper is the kind of stuff we wouldn’t even do at Guantanamo bay

I don’t think too grumpy. But I’m not sure about the “shitting” part? Franco did study and was called to the Torah in a more private traditional setting. Considering that there are people who would actually hire Miley as Bar/t Mitvah entertainment I’m ok with that too, at least to the extent of realizing that people…

Wow, just the multiple levels of entitlement at play here is amazing. Filmmaker being “oppressed” by a critic? Cry me a fucking river. The privilege of making and putting out your art goes hand in hand with criticism. Successful artists who whine about critics or the content of the criticism are the worst. Criticism…

I was thinking “here comes the dead human scented body butter from some niche etsy shop.”

Of a raging asshole? Yes, yes he can.

Ugh PARENTS these days.

A woman named Angela Kipp

We could add to the 9/11 name scroll all of the innocent civilians killed in our little war against Iraq. A country who had nothing to do with 9/11.

A 61-year-old woman is accused of killing her 93-year-old mother by jamming rosary beads down her throat.

hell of a large teardrop. did he murder a Godzilla?

Yeah, i’m pretty sick of this shit too. The truth is WE ARE ALL RACIST TO A DEGREE.

“What are thoooooose?”

“To be honest, I don’t much care about which part of the British Isles rightly may claim John Lennon’s ancestry. He mostly was a self-promoting misogynist checkbook activist who imagined no possessions from one of the most exclusive addresses in the history of planet earth, so whichever country wants him can have him”

10,000 Xanax? One for each Maniac.

Legalization and making it less taboo combined with no new Harold & Kumar movies can really fuck up a preadolescent’s rebellion curve.

10:21 am BREAKING Cuban now driving through downtown San Antonio, looking for the place in the Mercado for fresh chorizo. CORRECTION: He is looking for Mexican sausage. CORRECTION TO THE CORRECTION: My sources are telling me chorizo IS Mexican sausage and that tweeting about sausage reveals subconscious homosexual…

The Pontiac Aztek was a better GM than Doc Rivers.

This seems an appropriate time to mention that drug and alcohol addiction is a disease, not a failure of character, and frequently a symptom of even larger psychological problems, including depression, borderline personality disorder, and others. It’s well-documented that people who grow up in the kind of situation…