An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest.

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

That’s fucking bullshit. Punish street racers, sure, but someone trying to make a buck catering to a gathering? I’d like to read the citation and references to which laws were broken.

Would be easier to avoid them if they’d signal...

It was 1973 Chevy’s.   99% of his customers were ones coming back to replace the Vegas they bought from him last week.

Siri: Show me my definition of hell.

... You pick your own zebra bones? Fuckin’ pleb.

Alternate headline

When pigs fly.

Easy fix: Use your turn signals.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

somewhat of a feature?

Oy, let me go slowly for you.

How do you like driving the 3 at night?  Is the screen sufficiently dimmable, yet still readable?  Can the screen be turned completely off?  Or partially off, since you need the speed-o-meter still?

Regarding color choices... For my next car (likely to be a Tesla), I’m thinking just buy the basic black, even though it’s my least favorite car color of all time, and then have it vinyl-wrapped whatever color I actually want.

Yet Texas firmly insists that cars have to be sold through a dealership to protect the customer and won’t allow Tesla direct sales.  Yea.....

Plus you got more spot welds than your friends. Congrats! 

Been very happy with my Model 3 as well. No need for any more power/crazy speed. Having an early VIN, I don’t have the updated more comfortable seats, but I can live with that.

Its really hit and miss with the build. I got mine July 5 and have zero issues.

Well, yours wasn’t built in a tent, so that probably counts for something