Just another reason not to let kids in the car.

“...causing the driver to swerve the car.”

You clearly don’t deal with traffic on any significant level.

Quit being such a cunt. Life’s too short to be like that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1nvw51/and_thats_the_last_i_saw_of_my_right_shoe/

I like this explanation.

Everyone else should learn from this poor fool’s mistake: Vasectomy or tubal ligation is way cheaper than the cost of your soul when the reality of what children do to your life sets in and you die inside.

I’m usually in Manhattan and Brooklyn for about one out of every 7 or 8 weeks for work, and I love visiting. I would, however, kill myself if I lived there. The only thing I hate more than traffic is public transit, and the idea of just no longer giving a fuck about my car’s condition is nearly impossible to me.

The much, much quieter cabin in the 9992 out of every 10000 miles when I’m not in a tunnel are totalllllllllly worth it, not to mention the other improvements I’ll see.

I’m fascinated by this. For a nation of safety-obsessed beige cardigan wearers, there are occasionally redeeming finds.

Currently have a V8 that sounds nice in a tunnel. More than happy to give it up when my Model 3 is ready (hopefully this year but not holding my breath…), because the overall quality of life improvements with that car are going to be worth giving up the sound.

It’s a totally standard TBM that they’re using to do research and hopefully improve the process. That’s the whole point.

Yeah that’s generally my reaction when they whine about having an allegedly dangerous job.

1. They’re not obligated to rescue him.

2. They’re getting paid to do it if they make an attempt.

3. They chose that job. If they don’t like it, there are plenty of others to choose from.

Incorrect. US and Canadian regs allow for red rear turn signals for some inexplicable reason.

Another needless death of a gre–… ok , at least interesting– car at the death of a bimbo box SUV.

Meh, a bimbo box is a bimbo box is a bimbo box. Neither a Model X nor a Trackhawk are going off road unless it’s to run over a ref after he gives Sally a yellow card for being a bitch.

Do the headlights suck to the point of being dangerous like the Cherokee I rented on a ski trip last year?

Every SUV and every pickup. Especially lifted ones. They’re hard to see around, and I’m sick of getting my eyes photon-raped by their headlights in my mirror. Driven mostly by child-spawning idiots and rednecks with the cock of a well-endowed bee, if the stereotypes have any truth

It being Virginia, the Revenue Generation And Bad Laws Freeway seems appropriate.

Just got my initial delivery estimate: Dec 2017-Feb 2018. Could be worse.