Ugh this post sucks almost as hard as Diet Coke. Given the choice between giving up soda or only getting Diet Coke, hello water

If Hardly Ableson goes under, I’m going to have to find a new brand to completely and utterly disrespect. They’re garbage products for people who buy into the image, and just want something loud and terrible to have a vehicular analogue to the wives and girlfriends they’re trying to forget about when they go ride.

I’m so, so excited to get my Tesla Model 3. Not because it’s electric or because it’s got certain features. that’s all cool, too… but the real reason is this:

never mind

Oh great. Another bimbo box SUV. Be still, my beating heart.

“you are free to use any methods necessary, but I want him alive. NO DISINTEGRATIONS.”

“As you wis… NAH FUCK IT”

I’m making it sound worse than it really is, but there are definitely things to be on the lookout for

I’m just now really getting into the market and the only SPACE requirement for a garage is that it fits two normal-sized cars + my sportbike, even if there’s a bit of fucking around required to make that work.

The more interesting thing is that it has to be at least reasonable to get a 240v 50a power outlet in the…

Eh… it’s still good for 0-60 in under 6 and I’ve had it moving faster than I care to admit in writing, so it’s no slouch. But it’d have been a lot better with 400hp in the base model and 500 in the V, instead of 320/450.

Cadillac XLR. The idea was great, and it’s actually a “fine” car, but it could have done so much more. The use of the LH2 instead of an LS engine still makes no sense to me, for example. Oil leaks are common, as with all Northstars. The magnetic suspension can also start leaking and fail, which is $$$$$$ to fix.

Al…

Yup. There are certain features where the lack of them immediately puts the car on a “not now, not ever” list for me. Adaptive cruise is one of those features.

Because the Bolt has shit charging infrastructure and shit driver assists. It also looks like shit.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Driving a bimbo box like it’s a car just reinforces my belief that the people who buy them are morons.

I drive a Cadillac XLR when I’m not on the sportbike. It’s comfy enough, gets sideways, and works great for a beach car (cooled seats!). Parts are going to be a *fucking nightmare* soon though, and in some cases already are. I only have 59k miles on mine and I live in fear of an unavailable part becoming damaged.

if you’re going to be dumb, you had better be tough.

This is legitimately getting to the point where when I see Mustangs in the wild I give them a wider berth.

Had the same thing happen with a bee. Saw a black dot and then felt a little stinging sensation, thought I hit a rock or something that got kicked up. Unzipped the leathers when I got home and a bee fell on the ground. Was confused for a second, then looked in the mirror and saw a stinger in my neck. “Oh”

Years and years ago when I was about 10, my 14yo-at-the-time brother goes “hey check out what’s hanging under the deck! It’s amazing!”, so I went out to have a look and see what my brother wanted me to look at. Big ol’ wasp nest, with some of those evil little fuckers flying in and out. Cool, I guess, but why the…

The real lesson here is “don’t have kids”, because the crotch droppings are the reason the charges were so serious.

Yeah the eGolf is actually pretty cool on paper. Not an option for me due to lifestyle (they’re available here) but it’s a step in the right direction.