My wife and I got married in March, on an exceptionally reasonable budget.

Finally my social anxiety (I'd be scared shitless being at the center of attention) and lack of people in my life (my family is insane, and I have few close friends, which would make for an embarrassing Groom #1 side of the aisle) have come in use, and saved me thousands.

It's really bad when a comment is better written, sourced and just generally of journalistic merit than the article. Thanks for doing the legwork.

Quickness and efficiency is good when you're a tech support for Microsoft or some shit. If you want accurate, reliable information being relayed to you by a victim of a sexual assault, you can't act like tech support. You'd think that'd be common sense.

Maybe I've just got a bad string of operators, but I thought it was standard for operators to be disengaged from the situation and just ask for the bare facts? I don't agree with the practice, but dispatchers need to get information in order to get emergency services where they need to go and an initial statement on…

Well.... that's down right Dickensian. You forgot to thrown in the part about how her dying decreases the surplus population.

I imagine, for a good strapless bra, I'd need something with a scaffolding like support system in front that moves along on a set of rotating wheels while you walk. Like a support walker but for your breasts. That would work.

I think strapless bras for any boobs are a lie. I'm a "nearly B" and I've never found one that didn't succumb to gravity.

May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?

Kids these days! No sense of fun!! No sense of adventures!!

Having not watched any of these people, it seems like there's a weird, triangular dynamic in play.

He is so smarmy that I can't even find him handsome. I don't tend to care about celebrity scandals, but I'm going to be all over it when she finds out that he's cheating on her.

On Sunday night, the utterly meaningless Miss USA pageant aired, and a soon-to-be-forgotten woman from Nevada won the title.

Thank you. Well said. The fact that larger numbers of people are growing fatter does not magically make 'fat' into 'normal'.

Mekayla Diehl's body is normal. It isn't the average American woman's body, but it is absolutely normal. Her body is not abnormal or unusual.

I want to commend the dispatcher for being so calm on the phone. Once Laura (of the Jezebel Becks) and I called the police to report a man waving some kind of weapon of the street and the dispatcher said "OH...OH MY GOD!" #helpful

Well, that would have been pretty rich coming from an American.

I'd sacrifice Jon Snow if we could just get Oberyn back.

Um, exactly. I left race out of the equation to see if all I saw was black celebrities. I didn't, so you're wrong. Super simple.

So, I went and googled "articulate celebrity interview".