Would you say Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? (I am deeply sorry for writing this.)

There's a great video of a group of cows being let out after a long winter and scampering around in the grass.

Let's call it what it really was, a concentration camp for unwed mothers and their children. I do hope we've learned something from this and make sure it never, ever happens again.

This isn't cancer—it's a social movement. In this case, they don't need vast sums of money to fix the problem; they just need people to realize how fucking dumb of a name it is. In this case, "raising awareness" is the only thing that's going to fix the problem. (Money will help, but only insofar as it will buy…

Hi, Dan.

Go ahead, assholes. Tell us again how "only white people and like seven Indians" care about this issue.

Crazy as it is for as much MURICA sentiments about how unfair it is, all Sterling owns is the value of the team. He doesn't own the players, the arena, or the intellectual property of the team...he manages it for the NBA. Granted, he's recompensed quite well, but as long as he's reimbursed for the value of the…

His property isn't getting "taken from him." It's getting liquidated, and he's getting the money. What's getting taken from him is his membership in the NBA; they're a private enterprise and have decided they don't want him as a member.

Thankfully you're not a judge, because he's contractually obligated to do what the NBA says, y'know, since it's a private organization and not the fucking government, and it's pretty easy to understand that.

"She is damaged."

Jesus you are spot on. If 'most young women love Salinger' then the same could be said for pretentious young men about Bukowski.

Once, on my way to New Orleans, I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "Follow me to Waffle House." We were headed the same way for a while and that guy totally went to the nearest Waffle House. I was hoping for irony.

For me, Justin Bieber has always been the Slender Man.

I think shits and giggles are two of the best reasons in the world to do almost anything. But I am a nobody, not a fancy movie actress.

i know they were saying that in 90ties, but i thought this no wet food idea was already killed, as they found out that it's the dry food and especially the ash content that's causing urinary problems. also fk the dry food - again, barely any proteins, full of corn....you might as well serve nachos to your cat....

Dear Friskies, Imma let you finish, but this is the best cat video of all time:

You might mention this is a promotional video for Friskies. I mean, it's a nice video (shades of Henri the French cat), but it's also advertising. Not simply someone's creative endeavour.

But this is such a heart-warming acknowledgment of a truly brave deed. Fuck their privacy when I have a chance to feel good.

He asked for privacy so we're going to take our feels and publish his photos, he and his fiancee's registry and keep his name in the press on our international website.

Although also, what is up with the scenery? It all looks like it was taken in the desert. THERE ARE PLACES IN THE US THAT HAVE GRASS. It doesn't all have to be this Depression-era, dust bowl, washed-out setting.