If nothing else, the end of Gawker gives another stock line to individual morons who NEED NEED NEED to complain about the existence of some post that doesn’t meet their inscrutable definition of what belongs on the other blogs.

You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

DO YOU WANT SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE?!?

BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET SUPER ATHLETIC ZOMBIE PEOPLE.

I think he might've been joking?

I doubt it was even so singular a decision as Paramount making the call. From comments made by other people/groups related to the film or the Ghost in the Shell franchise... the only people who thought a Japanese actor was the “only good/right decision” are entitled white Americans on Tumblr.

I don’t see why they don’t give the brutally honest response:
We don’t think that a film starring only Japanese actors can make enough money to recoup costs. Especially in the Chinese market. So if you want movies like this, you have to make compromises. If it becomes a much more popular part of the industry, a cracked…

So if someone came into your house and gunned down a guest, and then the family of your guest sued you for not hiring armed guards for your house, you’d go bankrupt rather than do anything to defend yourself? You’d accept the loss of all your money, your home, a good chunk of your prospects for retirement because…

...should Bexit.

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

“Narcissism is awful, and young people are the worst, but isn’t this 16-year-old girl super hot?”

Damn. Seemed to be a nice kid.
Rest in peace, dude.

What a god damn shame.

Maybe it’s time you embraced something new....With arms wide open.

Actually, isn’t that Elizabeth Warren?

He doesn’t want to win. He just doesn’t. He never thought he’d get the nomination, nobody did, it was just a ploy to get some free publicity, which is what he really lives for. But now that there is a chance he could win, he’s panicking because he knows he can’t govern. He doesn’t want to actually sit down and set…

“Orange Hatred” is my least favorite flavor of Gatorade.

It’s like Patton Oswalts bit. I’d rather have an ally who used poor phrasing than an enemy of he cause who knows all the terminology and uses it correctly to perpetuate their shitty values.

Yes, it is extremely difficult to do, and yes, good for him. I don’t understand people shitting on someone trying to make money legally. Having good looks and getting a big break is how models...become models. Because he has a record, should he not be able to work at all? Or maybe he should only be able to make…

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

Still more interested in Emery Meeks, pls.

“Mother May I Sleep With Bat Boy?” on Lifetime.