Journaliception?

Boy were those kids disappointed when they spent $400 to go to the VIP area for bottle service and it turned out to be study hall and a Mountain Dew

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I…

"I thought it might be a little broad." Um, Jon? The term is "woman". Sexist.

If only we had some leads! GAH!

I'm confused. Am I suppose to be angry and outraged at the groundbreaking news that men like young, attractive women?

I don't feel like it pandering because A- does he really need to pander at this point in his career. Dude's set. B- His wife is an unconventional beauty. I mean, she is gorgeous, but not by any means in a traditional homogenous sense.

I'm not ignoring the consent factor. I'm saying that there's similarities. It's a different argument.

7 minutes? God, call me an old lady, but I ain't have the time or patience for that shit.

The text on the website is so beautiful in it's poor translation.

"Don't start none, won't be none."

I didn't take it that way at all - in fact, I think she just drew them all with flaccid penises. And I took it more that she was highlighting the absurdity of introducing oneself in such a crude way - you know, okay if you wanna lead with talking about your dick, etc. let me show what I actually picture, based on this…

Brian redeemed himself slightly by his reaction. She IS quit the talented artist.

"tongue punch you in the fart box" is so awful and crass, but I am LAUGHING OUT LOUD. I LOVE this woman.

I can't believe you're like "Hey guys! Hey guys! I turned this whole thing into a punchline! Lookit meeeeee!"

Are you going to admit that you didn't read the whole comment or are you going to pretend that didn't happen?

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

I forgot these even existed! But I loved them when I was a kid...you never actually ate them just saved them in their dusty wrappers to put out again the next year. Only grandmas bought them.

Apparently 24 years passing is an unacceptable reason for looking ever so slightly different.