But don't you understand, black liberals are only successful because of Affirmative Action and white guilt. Whereas black conservatives are successful because America is the greatest nation on earth where the only victims of racism are white folk. Geez, thought everyone knew that by now..

Yeah, we all know we're not solving any problems by commenting on Deadspin. We all know the understanding of mental disorders has a long way to go. All we're saying is that we'd like to punch his face. If we filmed it or did it live in front of an audience we could call it performance art. BTW, your comment isn't…

I don't share your bleeding heart sympathy for a monumental asshole who created a panic and showed absolutely no concerns for the feelings of several million people.

Maybe you shouldn't judge undertaker3 without knowing him. Maybe undertaker3 grew up in an abusive home which causes him to want to kick your friend's ass. Maybe you should learn more about undertaker3 than what he writes in a Deadspin comment section. You don't know what he's been through. Maybe he watched your…

Marine Todd to the rescue!

Wow, that's pretty hypocritical. If your boss had respect for your labour you wouldn't be begging from the customers.

I assume this song was on repeat while she designed the clothing line.

Translation: hanging out with the anti-vaxxers is starting to cost me money.

Getting that taken care of must have been awkward. How many doctors did it take? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight . . . ?

Thank you for keeping it real. Work Sober! Turn off your phones!

The lesson here- No matter what your job don't get high and go to work.

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

Wow. I knew Google was diversified, but I hadn't realized they were fixing Windows issues now.

Egad, this reminds me of my dad's Windows XP desktop. Shortcuts to shortcuts all over the place, multiples of the same file, shit just EVERYWHERE.

I said that fruit is healthy because it has vitamins. I didn't say it was the only source of vitamins. Your crusade against fruit is bizarre.

Counter-point: Bananas, Pineapples and Cherries is also the strict diet that Pac-Man was on and dude is round as fuck.

She hasn't. Mostly, she's just bought new jeans, because isn't that the point of a diet?

Agreed. I think by doing whatever the flip he wants and whenever he wants to affirms that he doesn't need to answer to anyone and, frankly, it's not his job to try and ensure people's comfort over who he is. When you think about it that way, it's makes this policing all the more infuriating, doesn't it? That…

Everyone knows who he is. He built a career out of being the Executive Transvestite. He couldn't hide it now if he tried. But that's not ALL he is, and I don't begrudge anyone changing their style — daily or professional — as it suits them.

Um, this is what 53 looks like.