Also, if my son was such a humorless little pill, I know I'd suffer moments of "partial dementia" ifyouknowwhatImean.

"Just a little peril?"

Little known fact: They are made completely from weapons-grade reinforced steel, and glued together with a combination of mermaid blood and the tears of her haterz.

It should come as no surprise that Barnicle is so firmly attached to the Dallas Lacrosse Academy.

Far be it from me to interrupt your fanfiction.

I said fuck-all about how much I "support this." My entire point was the legal right (and doy-level logic) of a corporation to oust a chief executive for behavior that damages their brand.

Nobody took away his opinions.

Reminds of the american narrative that the puritans left England because of religious persecution. Well that's true in as much as they left because the english didn't allow them to persecute others.

We know that this isn't real McCarthyism because you don't like it.

It's important to remember that Mozilla is not a Wall Street-type company. It's the public business face of a group that promotes the open-source movement. Eich wasn't just some dude they brought in - he was one of the guys who founded the organization.

Ah, and here we go with "You are totally a hypocrite because of how I bet you would react in a scenario I made up." Keep going, I've almost got bingo.

These numbers are irrelevant.

Yes, liberals are intolerant of intolerance. Next.

As a Christian (although that in no way makes me an expert on anything), I want to state that I feel it is actually very important that the headline and article mentions the school being a Christian school. No, it isn't an unfair attempt to single out Christians as all being hypocritical but it is pointing out this…

The exercise makes your muscles expand quite a lot (same goes for running, or other high-intensity sports), the hot shower keeps them that way plus makes your skin extra sticky - yeah, it doesn't quite work. I ran 12k today and felt like a rhino pulling on my skinny jeans. So much for the exercise makes you slim…

Dr. Ruth was like a breath of fresh air through my pubes at the end of this article.

That's a thong. THESE are Granny panties.

Those...don't look like any granny panties I've ever seen. They look like high waisted bikini cuts or something similar. Granny panties cover a lot more flesh.

The white horse could also be death. Thats a fairly frequent symbol, especially according to Jungian psychology where a horse (of a different colour) can also serve as a stand-in for untapped female sexuality. I think her sexuality is pretty well-tapped, so I'm going with an artistic statement about death and the…

Isn't it a cigarillo? Cigarillos are so chic.