Am I the only one on Team Jake? AM I THE ONLY ONE??

Not only did you provide me with a single concrete target to project my fears and insecurities and Orientalist desires upon, you gave me someone to compete with, which is what I was implicitly doing every time I put my ideas to paper. I was trying to prove my eloquence and brilliance to someone whose own eloquence and…

I don't know what that gif is from, but with the bow, awkward head angle, and the stiffness of her head, neck and shoulders, the lady reminds me of the ghost stories from childhood. I'm afraid if she unties that bow her head will fall off.

There's only one period shirt that I'll ever consider wearing:

Cannot believe you just put Adele and Beyonce in the same category. One of those is a classy lady who is a solid musician and a terrific, powerful singer. The other is, well, Beyonce.

Psst, Miley. This is how you trap a baby.

Thank you for thinking you're going to die first.

Fair enough, but the things you miss out on by not watching it all is the character development—for example, Walt stealing the baby and screaming at Skyler on the phone would be seen a different way if you knew more about Walt. Stealing the baby was probably not leverage, it was a desperate move to hang on to one…

I'm getting awfully sick of BB bandwagoneers who insist that the first two seasons were somehow "not as good" as the rest. Total bullshit. The show was excellent from episode one.

I couldn't stand it. I was sitting at work during a slow work day and saw so many people were reading the Drew Magary article so I clicked on it myself.

Kissing noises are gross. Hissing noises, on the other hand... MAKE MY SKIN FUCKING CRAWL. Hands down, the worst part of working in the Bronx.

Ok, yes this is creepy and rape culture is everywhere and Robin Thicke represents male privilege, but, this is getting ridiculous. The amount of articles Jez writes on Robin Thicke and how he's a creepy, rapey douchebag is ridiculous. He didn't invent rape culture, and while he seems douchey and profts off it, and the…

Somewhere in the 1980's it was made law that ER's had to treat whomever came in despite lack of insurance. However you still get saddled with a bill if you're not indigent. In those cases the county eats the bill or it gets rolled into the cost of insured patients' treatment. Hence the high markup of many hospital…

I used to always think that. "Does that work for you? Do women actually respond to that? What's your rate of success with that tactic?" But I realized they don't really think they're gonna land some hot chick by catcalling her, they're just playing into the culture that says that when women are out in public, their…

And, don't forget extreme difficulty getting a job, housing or any other credit because of medical debt.

Don't ruin this graphic for me.

Wait...shouldn't the point be the one whooshing?

I can't tell, are you trying to sell me a vacuum, a roomba or an Emu? Because clearly, I would want the Emu.

They'll treat you in any ER, but you'll be sent a bill for thousands of dollars, afterwards.

Rant Commence: I'm always shocked that Jezebel (claiming to be a feminist space) devotes so much time and space to judging women's fashion choices. It's incredibly hypocritical to post articles about restricting beauty standards negatively impacting the lives of women and then promote spaces where all of us can gang…