Dave Franco + Zac Efron pretty much just looks like Zac Efron. Please stop ruining Dave Franco like that.

I posted that Russell Brand piece to my FB page earlier today. He really does not get enough credit for his intelligence and writing skills - not only is he fucking funny, he actually has something important to say and says it in a beautifully constructed way (even poetic, at times.) As an ex-member of the mass-market…

At a glance she looks like a tube of Great Lash.

Are you kidding. That is such an obvious nose job...

Dude, that is totally a new nose. The old one was much wider and totally round and no amount of countouring will change that. They refined her tip, built up her bridge, made it narrower, and she uses makeup but no, that is a brand new nose.

That is DEFINITELY a nose job.

Of course it's her decision and her body to do as she wishes with, but isn't the real issue here that she was pressured to look "less Chinese?" That getting plastic surgery reinforcing a euro-centric body ideal advanced her career, rather than the mere fact that she had plastic surgery?

Ummm, no. Black people don't have the patent on being oppressed by The Man. If you think that: learn your history. Chinese Exclusion act. Orientalism. Internment camps and the treatment of Japanese Americans in WWII. Vincent Chen. Open your eyes and look the fuck around you and quit playing those damn…

If you don't agree with people's idea of tipping and aren't happy with your wage without tips, why don't you find other, more suitable employment where your wage isn't based on handouts? Why should we, as customers, be guilted into tipping (deserved or not) you because otherwise, you won't be able to afford your rent?…

I think you're overlooking the story he's telling. Obviously, in 1978, a meek librarian goes on vacation to Tampa, falls in love with the leading actor in the Florida porn industry, experiences a sexual awakening, and then finds a time machine on set. She and her lover accidentally travel to the future, where Falkor…

Easiest blind item EVER you guys...

I love that these models are legitimately plus-sized, and not, like, a size 8.

Recovering crackheads. Have some respect.

Which is worse? Running through a McDonald's to hide from your text-mistress, or chasing someone through a McDonald's in hopes of extending your fame?

I agree- & you know where those people can go to get coffee PRECISELY the way they want it?? Home! To their own kitchen, where they are only restricted by their own reluctance to learn how to make what they want.

First: Welcome to the internet. Sarcasm abounds here.

I've had this plan for a while:

Marie also best expresses the year 1990.

It's the 'Everybody Loves Raymond,' bullshit. 'My wife is so mean, she won't let me watch football because she wants to complain about something my mother said.' UGHHHHH SHUT UP ALREADY.