Great enthusiastically apostrophed question, but the answer so far is “not vaccines”.

So, basically, Barron is autistic. Right?

......the team is even prepping nominees for questions on quotidian transactions like the price of milk or a gallon of gas —

I can’t take credit for this, it’s from a meme, but it’s fitting.

So we can assign bathrooms apparently

Well, some took a hard pass. Trump still won Utah easily.

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

As an FYI, thousands of Mormons (myself included) have been calling the church’s Public Affairs office and demanding that the Tabernacle Choir back out. As a tithe-paying, magic-underwear-wearing member in good standing, it’s pretty profoundly embarrassing.

Against their wills, apparently:

Cheetolini?

“when he debuted at the Met, people couldn’t hear him beyond the second row. BECAUSE HE IS NOT AN OPERA SINGER.”

Trump would recline. Think about it.

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

These controversies are so weird. I don’t know that I will/would choose to kiss my kids on the mouth, but my parents kissed me on the mouth WELL past this kid’s age, and I’m fi— OK, I’m not fine, but I’m *truly* sure that that had nothing to do with it.

Don’t think for a second that this has anything to do with the women themselves – this is about the perception that black men are taking something that belongs to white men.

Ha, I would kill someone who did that to me. Just one more thing to recycle.

It’s what the Trumps do. Threaten to sue and since most people don’t have the resources to take on Trump and his team of lawyers they just kowtow to him.

The Trumps:

Weird that if HC orchestrated “millions” of illegal votes, she had them recorded in states where they could do her no good.

It really, really, reeeeeaaaaally bugs him that he failed to win the popular vote.