I don’t know...I feel like maybe I liked her a lot more when she was fucking Tim Robbins. Can we go back to that Susan Sarandon? Even if she was crazy then, she was at least better at hiding it.

“Upholding the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty may entitle your family to significant financial compensation!”

I hope he gets primaried—especially by Evan McMullin. I will gladly donate to his challenger. Chaffetz is a spineless political opportunist and a coward.

Tee Hee. He’s so mad lol

But wait— she divested, right? So it not even her stuff? Right? Because the Trumps took care of all of their conflicts of interest.

um.....Lock Her Up?

There has to be some horrible long game that McConnell had in mind when he blocked Warren from speaking last night. He must have known that by “silencing” her, he would elevate her star power. He’s too smart and devious to not have known that and I’m nervous for his long game because I love Liz and everything she’s…

This is obviously horrible. But I doubt it will have any effect. The republicans don’t even need to pretend to care anymore, optics be damned. I mean they showed us who they are a million times and their asses still got re-elected.

Do the old gimmick of having Trump look in the mirror. Baldwin plays Trump; Rosie O’Donnell plays the reflection.

My takeaway is that, for dudes, three months pregnant and six months pregnant are the same thing.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

Which is why we need him to think that we all think that he is Bannon’s bitch.

MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!

Hell, I’m not even sure homophobia is accurate: They’re not afraid of anyone; they’re just assholes.

Democrats need to start doing this when the blatant lying begins by the GOP.

I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

The video here cuts before it happens. Here:

I’ve listened to that a few times now and I don’t hear anyone say that. I’m sure that was in his head — probably in the heads of everyone in the room — but I didn’t hear it and as he left the podium his mouth was closed. Firmly, impatiently closed, to be sure.

BS troupes are mostly church sponsored and Mormons make up a larger percentage than other groups. Fits with their mission to export clipon ties to most remote regions of the Earth.