snarkosaurus
Snarkosaurus
snarkosaurus

Or actually run a kleptocracy. IMO, Pence is standard evil: evil as shit, but predictable and easier to figure out how to fight. Trump is erratic. And would have the nuclear codes.

The worst that can happen is we discover that yes, we really did elect a racist misogynist as president.

How do you get any actual evidence if you don’t examine the results?

It is medium. Pilot episode is great. Some TV reviewer once accurately described it (paraphrasing) as beautifully dressed beautiful people, all of whom are sharks. So true - the wardrobe is gorgeous, and there aren’t really any stupid characters on the show. Like many middling cable dramas it can be a little

Nothing is as terrible as Frontier, don’t even kid around about that.

“Sleep regulator operative in zone 1, Captain.”

Here’s something you can do to help. The Department of Justice is tallying phone calls regarding those who want the 2016 Vote audited. A shift of just 55,000 Trump votes to Hillary in Pennsylvania,Michigan and Wisconsin is all that is Needed to Win.

Just like Gore in 2000 and Kerry 2004 (when there was talk about Ohio’s vote tallies being wonky), Hillary won’t do anything because of “the best interests of the nation.” Sucks being a member of a political party that actually has values about things

I signed my relative’s name. He’s in jail.

Please share these goofy caricatures.

“I don’t always masturbate*, but when I do I prefer to be surrounded by my mommy’s things.”

Sooo....losing weight (or at least getting it sucked out of your face via “Lifestyle Lift”) isn’t an option? Dude’s a billionaire and his wife’s a plastic surgery Horowitz (virtuoso). HE SHOULD KNOW THIS!

We used to call them thongs here too. Then SATAN introduced thong underwear, and we all went to hell in a hand basket.

Yes, this, 100%. And the shit icing on the shit cake of this hypocrisy is that the cast wasn’t even booing him. They were asking the audience NOT to boo. And all the cast did was thank him for coming and express their hope that he will work for all Americans. How in any way is that harrassment?!

Heckling the president at State of the Union? Not harassment.

Until today I thought Drumpf was astoundingly stupid. And not that he isn’t, but he knows how to play the game. No one is talking about his appointments or Trump U settlement now. His Hamilton tweet was such a stunning line and he must have known it would cause uproar.

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It’s given us what may be peak Biden Meme.

It really makes you appreciate the situation we’re in when you’re actually hoping for Mitt Romney.

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Just wow, the US can never call itself the leader of free world . I am getting mad at a lot of politicians who are downplaying how fucked up this is, you guys have elected a fascist.