BS--it’s hard enough to find clothing to fit me, or even be reasonably tailorable. I am a size 16 straight size top, a 16 W-ish bottom, with a 35 inch inseam. I don’t get to select pockets...

I ran an huge event last year and my nice work clothes did not have pockets (as usual) so I kept my phone in my bra and would try to surreptitiously retrieve it but busier I got the less I would think about it. And I by day 3, I definitely did it in front of one client who tried to pretend he hadn’t seen but couldn’t…

If it made a 1% difference we wouldn’t all be fucked today.

Fuck her for coming out with her Trump experiences AFTER the election.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

BIDEN: Tell him on Tuesdays he has to spring for tacos for the former president. Say it’s tradition.

I know I posted this in another thread but this has been my favorite so far

This is good parenting.

Losing an animal is so hard. Don’t apologize for feeling “worse” about it. People have a lot of baggage, but animals provide such unconditional love and comfort it is leveling when we lose them.

Come on, pal, haven’t you ever drained a swamp by throwing more shit in it and hoping it forces the other shit down? Or something?

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

We couldn’t have had this come out a week ago?

FUCK.

Between this and this

Me too, Ms Albright. But we’ve been proven that many people have not moved past it, and that’s why I almost had a panic attack when I woke up this morning.

Not speaking to the toxicity of the workplace, but from a strictly business perspective I think that it’s fairly common that credit terms are on a 30-60 day basis. I have no idea what their terms were, but They aren’t doing anything unusual.

I wonder how many of these protestors didn’t vote for Hillary because they thought she had it in the bag.

My two daughters were both so excited to be casting a vote for a woman in their very first Presidential Election. Today, my eldest daughter had to keep excusing herself from a meeting at work because she couldn’t stop sobbing. My youngest, said her fellow college classmates were in tears, some having genuine panic…