No, it was dry land....all office holiday parties should be banned.

Raise your hand if a man more powerful than you has groped you.

Damn, I was really hoping it was the first one. Being put in the hospital by a 90 year old would’ve been much more embarrassing than prison.

I read this as 47-CAT pileup and it sounded like the greatest thing ever.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

i’ll be damned if you didn’t just describe my perfect friday night, qf.

For some reason “3 racist Muppets stacked on top of each other” remains my favorite

This was my favorite response to Trump’s musings on abortion at the debate;

Counterpoint

I read all the replies to this comment but it doesn’t seem like anyone told you that’s not the Soup Nazi, that’s Babu. So I’ll tell you.

But it ended up OK. Babu went on to change his name, become a gynecologist, gain Indian citizenship, and father Rajesh Koothrappali.

That’s not the Soup Nazi.

It’s obvious:

This is a man who was blaming Hillary for not “changing the law” when she was a Senator, so clearly the finer points of American politics are lost upon him.

The thing you need to understand about Trump is that he is, fundamentally, a narcissist. His sense of self is intolerably fragile and depends on the belief that he is the best, the most important, the most powerful, the most moral and the most intelligent person in existence. Anything that counters that internal…

There wasn’t a single eye roll, smirk, or cocked eyebrow.

I’ll be sorely disappointed if Trump TV doesn’t have a morning show called Fruit Loops with Billy Bush.