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I endorse this message.

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

i’ts like they do’nt know what a contraction is.

Mom????? Is that you???

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

The words spray painted on the building were spelled correctly. It might not have been a Trump supporter.

The fact that Trump is tweeting about Baldwin is reason enough for SNL to keep poking him.

I dream that all the women in this beautiful country will join hands on November 8 and emit the shrillest shrill that we ever did shrill.

That clause wouldn’t apply to something outside of the Apprentice filming which is all she discussed so nothing to see here.

Absolutely, it’s about saving face. Do they really expect us to believe that this tape was the final straw? I mean, prior to that he was running a flawless campaign!

Why do these GOP donors only want their money back NOW? The blatant racism wasn’t enough? I refuse to believe any of them are offended for real. They just don’t want to look bad now that it looks like he’s not going to win.

The same people who were upset about men dressing as women to sneak into public bathrooms are going to defend this.

My response would have been a raging go fuck yourself to him so she’s definitely a better person than I.

I think “fermented” would get the point across more accurately.

I’m mad that he has not appolgized to her or her husband how has no one mentioned this?

Nancy O’Dell’s response is my current working definition of “classy”

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

#TiffanyIsTheBestTrump

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

I saw that too...if the Deseret News says this is their position, then it’s basically the Mormon Church position. It’s a pretty scathing indictment of Trump. While they don’t endorse Hillary, they clearly see her as a better option.