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If there’s any super red state that might flip, Utah seems like the most likely choice. Even before yesterday’s tape leaked, Trump was doing terribly with Mormons. That said if Hillary wins Utah, I expect it’ll be because of an abnormally strong showing for a third party candidate rather than Hillary Clinton getting

Anyone else thinking this and his “pussy” comments totally tank him in Utah? Three of their Republican leaders were among those who pulled support for him today, he is polling terribly there for a Republican, and Mormons hate him. His views on immigration and refugees make him unpopular, and his vulgarity has always

I feel like the sentence structure makes him the bitch (I am admittedly not great at parsing sentences)

The irritated drink stirring is my favorite part. It’s like he can’t cuss the dude out, so he has to do something to let the energy out.

Gary Johnson : “ what’s pussy”

And that’s how Billy Bush was discussing a colleague. Well he’s the sleaziest Bush that’s for sure. Lice filled.

I ALMOST feel bad for him. But then I remember everything else about him.

Poonghazi was posted yesterday. Such a winner! 🏆

Oh fuck you NBC, you’re the ones who foisted him on us in the first place, giving him legitimacy even when he was pulling his birther nonsense. You know they must have unaired footage of him in the Apprentice board room saying offensive things about women, where is that? The contestants said it happened and there’s

GODDDDDDD I hope it’s Jeb. That would be the best plot twist.

I have to admit that if I were one for consipracy theories, I’d find it awfully convenient that Billy Bush is one of THOSE Bushes. Is this Jeb! taking his revenge?

I don’t want to wade through the links for it right now but apparently the true zealots believe that god wants them to vote trumpenfarter because then the real god plan will kick in- trumpenfarter is “eliminated” and Pence becomes the President they truly want.

I’m partial to poonghazi.

How would you even grab a pussy? Like a bowling ball?

Usually Yoko just mildly irritates me but “kitchen couch”? I’m actively angry.

omg I need to go call my sister now

The best part of the Trump “Nev-ah-dah” clip is that he so brazenly fucks it up, even when the crowd is shouting the correct pronunciation (Na-VAD-uh...AD as in “bad”). He is never so smugly pleased with himself than when he’s lecturing an audience about shit he doesn’t even know but yet is still 110% certain he’s

But at least you’d be a comfortable lesbian.

Would’ve been more fun if Garner said she was dating Angelina Jolie.