snarkosaurus
Snarkosaurus
snarkosaurus

My reaction to all things McGorry is a very aggressive Tommy Lee Jones-style I DON’T CARE. Jump out of that fucking water tunnel thing, dude. I don’t care. I don’t care if you didn’t kill your wife. I don’t care about any one-armed man. I don’t fucking care.

If you never have anything good to say about anybody, then come talk to me because you and I are going to have a fun time together.

meh, those are some pussy tattoos right there.

Yeah, after his comments about McCain, I can’t believe this surprises anyone.

I hate to interrupt your lovely GIF party, but I’m so afraid that what we’ll get are a bunch of Trump supporters on the streets rioting because the election was “rigged/stolen.” (Here’s where I would post a Debbie Downer GIF, I guess.)

It’s Lewy Body Disease/Dementia (LBD)

I mean, I get it. I also get the Nervous Cleans, the Sad Cleans, and the Angry Cleans, but it’s not like I can choose not to work. Yoko is on her own planet.

Not sure how it works but I have platinum blonde hair. So does my husband. Both our kids have reddish brown. No, I didn’t fuck somebody else.

Chicken sausage is her nickname for Justin Timberlake, right?

I enjoy Martha’s and Snoop’s friendship. It’s cute he gave her a painting.

Can we talk about that picture of Don Jr... just as soon as I stop vomiting?

“I don’t know what Harry and the Hendersons is...”

“I don’t know what Harry and the Hendersons is...”

I believe Trump’s people refer to it as a sheriff’s star.

Well, actually, not Jesus ;)

Hello? It’s called ‘stamina.’ STA-MI-NA. And he’s got a great one. Lots of it.

Except for the others.

That’s the best part! He’s missing the point by a mile and it’s wonderful. It proves what Hillary is saying about him. He just has no idea what’s wrong with calling her Miss Piggy and Miss Housekeeping. And I’m sure all his idiot followers think it is just more political correctness run amok rather than, you know,

Yup. And he doesn’t get that her being a “paragon of virtue” isn’t the point of this discussion. He seems to think that if someone makes a “sex tape” you can call them anything you want.

I like the version of this one with one more line below that says “too late, now I have to go poop”