The only thing in here that surprised me was that it’s Thursday. The week has really flown by, hasn’t it?

It’s really pathetic that this barely even budges the needle at this point. More tales of Trump’s sexism and views on women as objects for his pleasure? Must be Thursday.

Craig, I’ll take horses with more policy experience than Donald Trump for $500.

Finally, we Californians can truly call Bill Cosby an inspiration.

I know Britney has had her trials and tribulations and I wouldn’t want to go through any of what she’s been through, but just once in my life I would like to experience what it’s like to be that attractive. To be able to look in a mirror and think “Lookin’ good!” instead of “Good lord, man, you belong in a bell tower.”

I thought they were humongous moths.

God damn I do love Craig Mazin.

The wall just got ten feet taller, and US debt just got downgraded to BBB

That’s what makes him smart.

INTJ PRIDE. #represent

Me, too! INTJ!!

That expression on Hillary Clinton’s face says it all, doesn’t it? LOL

So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

I’m related to many of these people it makes me want to cry.

He just doesn’t know when to stop.

He’s Cartman. All grown up.

“Are you ready to use your words now?”

“Those are not my words. There is no record of those being my words, even though there are recordings where I said those words. Okay, so maybe they are my words. So what. I will not apologize for my words. I will not stand by them either, because that’s not fair. But if I did say those words, it’s the media’s…

I wish that when Trump had whined about Clinton going negative with ads, she would have said with all sincerity:

I don’t see how anyone can honestly be undecided. What the hell is going on in this country?