Boulder is progressive white people “no way are we homophobic/racist/ sexist/ablelist” because we recycle and love Bernie Sanders and are blind to our own fucking privilege

Isn’t the hypoxic cesspool Colorado Springs?

No, quite the opposite, actually.

I knew it was Boulder, Colorado. This is the most Boulder CO shit I have ever read in my life.

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

We should ban all people wearing grey from entering the country.

God.

I’m fucking crying

You...you killed him?

I don’t know who Daniel Kibblesmith is but he could not be more spot-on.

You observing this made my day.

There are two kinds of people in the world...

One time I got this series of texts from my dad:

I just called my wife and used your son’s joke. It was the absolute last thing she expected. I am still laughing. Thanks for making my day!

well, that escalated quickly

When I first told my daughter that joke at age five, she thought the funny part was the animal noise, not the interrupting. So she’d wait for us to say “Who?” and then moo and laugh. And then she started doing different animals. We had to teach her to interrupt us.

Fuller Blouse?

I think he’s just a compulsive creep who literally cannot stop himself.

Eh, maybe he’s just a creepy asshole.

Office Space. The Good Girl. That’s all I got.