I work in the building construction industry and a conversion to metric would be a nightmare. Everything we build is based on feet and inches. 4'x8' sheathing & drywall; 3'x7' doors; 2'x4' ceiling tiles. Sure, we can identify these in metric: roughly 122cm x 244cm sheets, roughly 91cm x 213cm doors, etc., but with…

I felt old reading this list.

So what’s the over/under on Pence being president by 2018?

At least we didn’t elect the lady who was bad at emails!

This still isn’t as bad as the t-shirt I received in high school for being on the honor roll, which said in big bold letters: Acedemic Excelence [sic and sic]. I still have the shirt, despite graduating 20 years ago.

Welp, I guess that’s how I’ll remember from now on.

If I unexpectedly died tonight, my mother would die tomorrow - not necessarily from heartbreak, but from the sudden loss of limelight.

Evan McMullin was the highly successful third party candidate in Utah.

Starred for Cheetolini.

I fly for work and am often working on the plane on my laptop. If the person in front of me reclines, I have to close my laptop a bit to get it to fit. (Admittedly, I have an obnoxiously large laptop.) It makes an uncomfortable situation much worse as I crane my neck to look at my screen which is pointed down. I don’t…

I, a female, will occasionally kiss my daughter’s in the lips. Not only have unconfined them, I’ve made them lesbians.

I used to make creamer with condensed milk like this recipe (plus a little vanilla extract) but gave it up because condensed milk is a pain to work with. With its gooey consistency, it’s hard to get out of the can, and then it would settle in the bottom of the bottle despite stirring and shaking. To each their own,…

Like getting diapers for new parents. Sentimental, no. Useful, yes.

I was at a steak house in Arizona decades ago, when someone ordered a steak well done. The server literally brought out a boot on a plate.

Maybe that’s just the frog leg soup.

I have no doubt Trump is a petulant child, but he’s a petulant child who has changed the subject away from “conflicts of interest” and “emolument clause.”

But you can’t change the rules after the game and said you won. The rule of the game is NOT the popular vote. If winning the popular vote was the goal, each campaign would have run things very differently. Hell, maybe he would have won the popular vote in this bizarro world.

I’ve often said air travel would be better for everyone if they drugged us when we walked in the terminal door. Wake me from my coma when I get to my destination.