So in other words, United or Delta Basic = Frontier.

My mom still calls them thongs. It makes me feel better knowing this used to be socially acceptable and my mom isn’t intentionally trying to embarrass the shit out of me.

Priority list for formal clothes:

I don’t mind having my phone in my bra, aside from box-boob look. It’s secure, nicely padded, I never miss an alert on vibrate. If only it were socially acceptable to be reaching into my shirt from time to time.

But for women, we’re still best to put our phones in our bras, right? You know, for those situations where you aren’t carrying purse, but still need your phone nearby despite your clothes having no pockets.

It’s the same logic that forced Billy Bush out of a job for being a douchebag whereas as the guy admitting to sexual assault is now President-Elect.

My dad cannot eat or drink. At all. All of his nutrition and hydration comes by way of a syringe of formula inserted in a port in his belly. You wanna whine about a guest making your dinner party a little awkward, come at me. If your guest eats food, you’re doing good.

Trump’s Supreme Court justice pick - likely multiple picks - will have impacts for decades.

I cried when I read Hillary’s concession speech Wednesday morning while sitting in a crowded airport. No fucks were given.

My brother hit (and unfortunately killed) a moose in Wyoming with his Xterra. The only reason it wasn’t fatal for my brother and SIL was they didn’t hit the moose with the center of the car, but rather with the corner. The moose hit the A-pillar, protecting the passengers. Car was totaled, clearly.

Same. I went car shopping with my brother and they bought we were a couple. ::shudder:: Worst of all is we look very similar. If we were a couple, we’re clearly one with some issues.

I dig it. We could call him PEDTAMWBACSAANPTWMTDAWAOCR for short.

I’d laugh if one of my consultants complained about an unpaid invoice that had only been out for three weeks.

I have to tag onto someone’s comment since I’m in the lowly grays, but I am thankful for this community. I don’t think anyone really understands my rage / devastation.

I was so optimistic about this election - that my two little girls would grow up thinking a female president was nothing extraordinary. But as I looked at them this morning, I thought I was fool. Women can’t be president. Not unless they’re fucking flawless. A man can be an absolute monster and get elected. A woman…

I remember buying the student version of PS 5.0 for $300. It was a huge chunk of change, but totally worth it. Of course, I probably only used it 25% time for school and 75% for doctoring photos for my own amusement.

Thanks for this tip. I just looked mine up.

When will they realize the reason the media is paying so much to Trump is the same reason people gawk at a terrible traffic accident. On one side of the road, you have John Podesta’s risotto recipe and on the other, you have a 47-car pileup. With spilled nuclear waste. That just burst into flames.

Why is this unstarred????

Wow, I completely erased the Sarah Palin network from my memory. I can only hope in the coming years I forget trumps endeavor too.