I’m beginning to think his whole candidacy is a long con so he could sell more Trump.

My six-year-old is going to be Wonder Woman for Halloween, which narrowly beat out Pikachu as costume of choice. Thank God.

What do you think trump was writing on the paper at his podium? I’d pay money to see it.

I was on a plane (with a single restroom) where a 14-ish-year-old boy was in the restroom for about 20 minutes. No one thought he was sick, and instead of booing, the passengers snickered at him as his mom pounded on the door and insist he come out.

Touché, kindred user name.

They are fundamentally different. Sandwiches are horizontal assemblies. Tacos are vertical. Sandwiches can be eaten from any side. Tacos must be eaten from one of two ends. Tacos are no more a sandwich than a hot dog is.

I can’t wait to see what gown Bill chooses for his first state dinner.

Damn. I’m didn’t look that good at 38. Or 28. Or, well, ever.

Yeah, but Cosby didn’t have a rabid fan base. I’m guessing some of the Deplorables wouldn’t be opposed to vandalism, intimidation and the like.

“Putrefied” perhaps?

As a former Utahn, it makes me giddy with excitement that the state might go blue. Or fuschia. Or aquamarine. Whatever.

So does that mean Ivanka is finally off the hook?

Of course I will be delighted when Trump doesn’t win, but the cherry on this sundae will be if my home state, Utah, goes blue. I’m giddy thinking about it.

For many, it’s “Grab them by the pussy” Donald vs pro-choice Hillary. Pussy wins. He’s terrible to women, but at least he doesn’t murder babies.

I can’t believe NBC allowed that goober to take over the Tonight Show.

And then Law and Order SVU, ripped from the headlines, episode in 10-9-8...

I like this kid.

For the record: it’s Ne-VAD-uh. Not Nev-AHH-duh.

Seems Fair and Balanced.

Especially when I’m not quite sure if I’m seeing Sarah or seeing Tina.