Wearing heels is how I get away with not altering my pants. My laziness takes higher priority than my comfort.

Meh, I’d brand you as a nurse.

You suck.

That’s just it - we still don’t know what dad has. First it was early onset Alzheimer’s. Then it was Parkinson’s. Then it was LBD. His symptoms come and go. At his worst, he doesn’t know who my mom is, he doesn’t know what year it is, or his memories have all been tossed in a blender and mixed together (for example,…

If I had his diagnosis, I’d throw myself off a roof. Seriously.

Lew should join them too.

Sorry you are going through this. I have been there too, maybe even those exact same words. Fuck you dementia, indeed.

I don’t know if a star is an appropriate response this. Your post is heartbreaking and hits close to home. My dad, a rocket scientist (yes, literally), has had bouts of delirium, and at one point, LBD was thought to be the diagnosis. (We still don’t have a diagnosis, but we’ve ruled out LBD. He has a long and…

My thoughts exactly.

Guys - as much as I enjoy watching the demise of Trump, I don’t like where this story is going.

Ok, but where’s the pic of Angela Lansbury as a pot?

What does it say about our society that he can say racist, sexist, Islamiphobic, hateful speech for more than a year and what might finally snap America out of it are the fat jokes.

My mom walked in on me getting dressed one morning, looked me up and down and said, “you need to go on a diet.” I was five.

I don’t even feel bad walking past their popcorn stand outside the grocery store. Like, let’s not kid ourselves: you have a shitty product.

My MIL is an avid Trump supporter, though not (particularly) racist or homophobic or islamaphobic, etc. But she was a small business owner until a rich, greedy client threw a frivolous lawsuit at them that cost my in-laws a fortune in lawyers’ fees and led to the demise of the business. Talk about cognitive…

Soon enough, fellow INTJ. Soon enough.

Vodka’s fine. Gin on the other hand...

I’d love to have a beer with that lady.

But he got me with the ubiquitous JLaw gif! You can’t touch that argument.

Colorado Springs and El Paso County, yeah sure, lots of Evangelicals. Denver, Boulder, Ft Collins, and mountain communities, no. To call the whole state the belt buckle - a state that has gone blue in the last two pres elections, and that has a democratic governor - is just silly. Speaking as a 13-year Colorado…