I haven’t seen any of these either save for Wizard of Oz and Willy Wonka.

I went to college in Michigan which was the first time I'd heard of Sweetest Day. My Michigander classmate was telling me about it and I thought for sure it was a prank he was trying play on me. Never heard of it before I went to Michigan, never heard of it since leaving.

Ok, I'll bite. What's princess day?

It's the birthday that coincides with the day of the month you were born. So if your birthday is Feb 22, your golden birthday is your 22nd birthday. Big whoop, right?

I’m American. And 38. Never heard of it.

I had never heard of Golden Birthday until I looked it up just now. Why is this a thing?

Thank you for saying what my work-week addled brain could not.

I’d like to think this is not going to be the critical issue defining this election for most Americans, but I fear she loses this election to that moldy cheeto because of effing EMAILS.

Nobody's wearing $200 skinny jeans on a construction site. Just because they're made of denim, doesn't mean they're utilitarian.

That’s kinda my point. I have to imagine a school - or a school district - would have far better buying power than a family shopping target’s back-to-school sale. I’m not complaining about the money I spend so much as the inefficiency of it all. I’d happily cut a check for community school supplies just like I already…

My current solution to this problem is a Colgate toothpaste pump that spits out a pea-sized dollop. Kids could make a mess if they tried, but it’d take a lot of effort.

I’m actually surprised we weren’t expected to buy the toilet paper. My first-grader had to bring in markers (black and colored), tape, glue sticks, sticky notes, tissues, hand sanitizer, paper towels, and ziploc bags. All for community use, never mind the stuff that was specifically for her. And I love in Colorado…

Yep. Because it makes so much more sense for 20 families to buy two 4-packs of markers for one classroom, multiplied by 20 different classrooms in the school, than it makes for the school to have a budget for effing markers. Not blaming the school - they have nothing to work with. Just blaming the stupidity of this…

I spent at least $50 on my first grader’s supplies. First grade! Notebooks, pencils, crayons, markers, and then supplies for the class: dry erase markers, Clorox wipes, sticky notes, tissues, ziplocs...

May have to try the doll hairspray.

Castration immediately followed by a special Subway 2-meatball sub?

[Gigglesnort.] In 1998 I was in the market for a car to get to/from college classes and my part-time waitressing gig. I’d narrowed it down to a Sunfire, Plymouth Sundance, or a Saturn. I chose the 1996 Saturn. I loved that damn car and maintain to this day that I have excellent taste in cars.

You mean you don’t go around town in padded diaper shorts? The shame...

So what is Ebates’s business model? I mean, how are they making money? I give them information in the form of my browsing and purchasing habits and they in turn sell this to someone else, right? I use ebates but I know I’m not getting something for nothing.

And apostrophe’s everywhere!