Fun fact: you can’t even get 93 octane at high altitude locations like Denver or Salt Lake City for example. 85, 87,91 are usually the options and every once in a while 89 is available. Thinner air means lower octane runs without detonation. As someone who’s spent most her life at higher altitudes, it’s so strange to…

Alt-right sounds like a keyboard command. Isn't that the shortcut to indent?

My hair stylist said the only time she'd recommend a shampoo from the drugstore was the lice-repelling scented shampoos. I will pick some up in anticipation of the next outbreak.

My Mom Says I’m Cool?

I laughed, but Dick in a Box is my favorite SNL skit so I have to compromise to Funny Dick Skit Assclown.

Get out of my brain.

I had to come back to this because I forgot Laramie. How dare I?

Casper. Rock Springs. Rawlins. Cody. Pinedale. Gillette. Evanston (though its only claim to fame is being the source of Utah’s liquor, fireworks, and, ahem, adult entertainment). Oh, and whatever fictional town Longmire is set in...

By bootstraps, you mean lexapro, right?

I had a Mirena for two years and while it was better than the pill, it still fucked me up (zero sex drive and I think it exacerbated mild depression). I’m not sure it would have had effect on athletic performance, but I wouldn’t rule it out.

Some athletes believe hormonal bc decreases their aerobic ability and/or causes weight gain. If I were an elite level athlete, in the meet of my career, I wouldn’t be on hormonal bc.

Admit it - How long did it take you to come up with that?

He's cheating. He's wearing flip flops.

Yes. They're in Colorado still.

Really about the same caliber as Sears, but no tool department.

I agree - it’s a vestage of the past and I don’t think it was solely for nursing. I remember the symphony hall having one - surely you wouldn’t bring an infant to a symphony. Maybe you're supposed to powder your nose or something. My college also had a couple rooms like this too, in buildings built long before anyone…

I went to a Macy’s once and needed to nurse and asked if I could use a dressing room (they weren’t busy at all) but they directed me to the weird vestibule in the women’s room. So I got to listen to everyone piss and poop for the next 20 minutes (baby was a slow eater). Kinda gross.

I was at our local convention center and needed to nurse - I asked if there was a room for that. Surely in a space of hundreds of thousands of square feet, they could set aside a tiny room for nursing/pumping. But no. They had nothing. So I nursed in the public lobby - the only place with seats - covering up best I…

Because I have no qualms whipping boob out around other nursing moms, but I would be reluctant to do so around men.

This sounds like a drunken dare. “I bet you can’t sell a pair of ballet flats for $200.”