Cranberries was my first CD (it was a gift and I didn’t yet have a CD player at the time), but Jagged Little Pill was one of the first 10 for sure. August and Everything After was probably in the mix too.

Imagine going 45-50 mph on two slick tires - each an inch wide. I’m surprised there aren’t more crashes, frankly.

The best helmet in the world can’t protect your spine when it slams into a curb.

I am so sorry for you and your dog. These creatures have a way of touching hearts that no one else does... It’s excruciating to see them suffer.

Get off my lawn.

I just remembered...

I'm glad Hickenlooper is out of the running (supposedly). I'd like to keep him for Colorado.

Isn’t EVERYONE’S birthday coming up? I mean, eventually?

I received a keurig for a gift. The beauty is the simplicity. Like, I’m leaving the house in 60 seconds and need to bring a cup to go. That said, the best tasting ones - which also turn out to be the cheapest - are un-keurig branded, San Francisco Coffee Co Fog Chaser. It doesn’t have a plastic cup, but rather a tiny…

I guarantee if there had been electronic submissions when I was a student there would have been many a corrupted file.

I agree, give melania a break. The speech writers, however... Promote them to The Donald’s speechwriters. Keep it coming, boys! (I'm assuming they're boys because Trump.)

Our first dance was “Wonderful World.” Cliche, but damn song still makes me cry.

“I only meant to be a shitbag privately, not a shitbag publicly, so, you know, NBD.”

Touché.

When I read your post, I thought, yeah, that’s the trick for little kids. But then my kids would respond “tuna and jelly!”

I made a grilled mac and cheese when I was pregnant... It was awesome. Not messy. Just carb on carb, cheese on cheese, as God intended.

MyKayla? Like, My Kalya? Or My, Kalya...

After a bout of plantar fasciitis, I never buy anything north of 3" high. I have some Clarks pumps that are comfortable enough, but I wouldn't wear them if I knew I had a ton of walking to do.

After a bout of plantar fasciitis, I never buy anything north of 3" high. I have some Clarks pumps that are…

More importantly, is that Hugh Grant in the row behind him? He... He... He just got old. And somehow more English.

We used to give empty jars to our dog. What it lacked it proper canine nutrition it made up in entertainment value. Round objects are hard to hold with paws and this particular dog’s tongue wasn't quite long enough to get to the bottom. Hours of fun.