My daughter most closely resembles my mother-in-law. They could pass for sisters with a 60-year-age gap. How's that for karma?

I'm not gable to tell the difference.

No. The built one is better. The copy looks just like that: a cheap knock off. I'm not praising the original design, but whatevs, looks decent.

Those exact words popped in my head. You are in good company.

Isn’t Greta the one who gets to wear pantsuits? Perhaps Ailes didn’t hire her under the “yeah, I’d like to fuck her” clause, but rather because, I dunno, merit.

And why would the sheriff’s star be on Hillary? Would the sheriff’s star be on, say, the sheriff in this metaphor?

I just did a quick within my family of six - including the dogs - 3 boys, 3 girls. Each of us has the “wrong" start to our name. Girls: A, L, D. Boys: S, C, T

Not frozen peas, but rather an inflatable donut is the recommended sitting apparatus post childbirth. That, and a maxi pad the size of your torso.

Haha, yeah, let us know how that goes. I look like death in my daughter’s first photos. 27 hours of labor will do that to ya...

I was as self-conscious as they came while pregnant, but I didn’t give a flying fuck about grooming once I couldn’t see my own pubes. (I’m usually a clean up the sides and trim kind of girl.) I mean, I shit on the table during childbirth. I tore halfway to my asshole during childbirth. I hardly doubt the doc was…

I also travel once or twice a month and take a certain delight in wearing the same clothes within the same week and no one being the wiser.

My office (of 140+ people) just moved into a new space and invested in sit/stand desks for everyone. I’ve found there are times I just get sick of sitting and I like to stand. It’s lovely to have the option. It’s also good when someone walks over to your desk and you both want to look at something on your screen and…

Let them wear REAL athletic-wear: 15-year-old college t-shirt, target sports bra, and leggings that may or may not be wet from high-impact induced urinary incontinence. Fucking jumping jacks.

I hate/idolize you.

I couldn’t even take pepto bismol when I was breastfeeding, regardless if I pumped and dumped. Shit stays in your system and could make them grow a third arm or something. If I imbibed in the occasional cocaine binge, I might wean the kid.

That’s where you lost me. Mrs. Kim would never be proud of her daughter.

I always thought her photos looked more like tampon ads...

That fucking movie ruined Eddie Vedder for me. Every time I hear that song, I think of this selfish asshole who can’t read a botany book.

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Gah, yes please! And why is mousse so hard to find? I need to find travel size versions (thanks, TSA) and target has one option. One!

Gah, yes please! And why is mousse so hard to find? I need to find travel size versions (thanks, TSA) and target has…